Friday, July 22, 2011

Eight Reasons, in pictures, of why to visit Egypt

So, it is now Friday night and I am sitting in my hotel room and trying to take in what I just did and saw in the past four days in Egypt.  I've decided that there are 8 reasons everyone should go to Egypt once in their life and it's for these picture memories below if nothing else!

You too can put your figure on the pointy top of a pyramid just by visiting Giza, Egypt.  Don't forget your bandaid!

Come and try to take a self-portrait while riding atop of a camel!  It is not for the faint of heart!

Do you like heights?  Smells?  Bony backs?  If so, sign up to ride a camel by the pyramids.  You'll want to be sure to bring along a camera, headscarf to catch the sweat, and a strong grip!  Oh, and money for a good tip!

If you don't want to bring your own headscarf, just find a friendly camel boy to share his and his sweaty germs with you and pose for gorgeous pictures in front of the three pyramidsi n Giza.  Then be prepared to be hounded for a bigger and bigger tip with every picture, every conversation, and every joke because it's all in an attempt to make you happy, happy, happy which means money, money, money!  :-)

Come and kiss the Spinx.  Warning:  His lips are a little dry.

Go to a mosque, wear inappropriate covering on your legs or arms and you too will be told to rent this amazing elf-like robe!

Wanted:  Column Holders and Pillar Pushers.  It's hot, but important work.

Needed:  New heads for Spnix wanted.  Only people with big heads be apply.

And, oh...if you only could see the pictures that I tried to take, wanted to take, and have stored in my mental visual image file in my head - you would be buying a plane ticket today!


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